Author Topic: List of unusual deaths  (Read 3095 times)

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"Adolf Frederick, King of Sweden, died of digestion problems on 12 February 1771 after having consumed a meal of lobster, caviar, sauerkraut, smoked herring and champagne, topped off with 14 servings of his favourite dessert: hetvägg served in a bowl of hot milk. He is thus remembered by Swedish schoolchildren as "the king who ate himself to death."

LOL

2012: The Docter, 10 (or so,) Self Delete by stab.

2012: The Docter, 10 (or so,) Self Delete by stab.

2008: the tenth doctor, 900 (or so,) Death by timelord morphation

2012: The Docter, 10 (or so,) Self Delete by stab.
Lol'd


Unknown year: A guy drunk and pissed shashes into a guard rail that skewered him instantly killing him at the spot. A cross now lays where he once died.
They still say his car roams the town without a driver.
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That took place in my old neighborhood, I've seen the cross as well.

20xx: Kilser - Died of an explosion caused by trying to mix NG and THC into sprite to make weed-spiked orange drank. Another pothead came into his exploded garage and then drank the weed-spiked orange drank. What happened after is unknown.
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762: Li Po (Li Bai), Chinese poet and courtier, supposedly tried to kiss the reflection of the Moon beside the boat in which he was travelling, fell overboard and drowned.

rip moon is killer

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1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his wife Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumoured to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his star fish.

Over 2500 left-handed people a year are killed from using equipment made for right-handed people.

No loving idea when this happened:
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A man was driving down the road on his way home after work. A truck in front of his drove over a long, rusty pole which sent the pole into the air, through his windshield, and into his skull.
He was still conscious while he bled to death.

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Unknown year: A guy drunk and pissed shashes into a guard rail that skewered him instantly killing him at the spot. A cross now lays where he once died.
They still say his car roams the town without a driver.
--
That took place in my old neighborhood, I've seen the cross as well.

That made no sense.