I have a new religion.

[Alyx Vance]

Mmmm salami

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[Blocky943]

This religion has taken a turn for the worse.

We need to take all those who do not follow the face accurately and remove their desert privileges for a month.

That's right... no salami sandwiches and biscuits.  Heathens.

[Wynd_Fox]

Mmmm salami

I bet you like a big, juicy salami.

[Jerkface]

You just THOUGHT I made a typo... but no!

I was referring to the desert that contains biscuit trees and salami sandwich mounds!  That's right!  The Orca Lord disciples travel to this place for nice snacks, and to find their true selves on a religious journey of self-enlightenment!