Author Topic: Grapple Knife Server  (Read 4592 times)

Wow. I guess that's how every server is popular.
Or is it just mine?
what are you even trying to get at?

what are you even trying to get at?
You're basically saying the majority of servers
are popular cause kids like the click at them.

he's saying knife dms are popular because kids click on them.


8:02 PM - Bushido: i've gone through this
8:02 PM - Bushido: it's like a really stuffty sport
8:03 PM - Bushido: it's like final destination and mostly attracts people
8:03 PM - Bushido: because they can't stand losing to 'skill'
8:03 PM - Bushido: they're basically 'roped in'
8:03 PM - Bushido: like they join it the first time and are like
8:03 PM - Bushido: 'ha ha!'
8:03 PM - Bushido: 'knife dms!'
8:03 PM - Bushido: and then they get demolished by some starfish who is lagless
8:03 PM - Bushido: and says, to defend himself, that it was because of skill
8:04 PM - Bushido: some people take this as a grave personal insult and of course stick around just to forget him up
8:04 PM - Bushido: but can't, 'cause lag
8:04 PM - Bushido: eventually the amount of people doing this snowballs out of control

You're basically saying the majority of servers
are popular cause kids like the click at them.
not what im saying at all lol
what im saying is noobs will join any server regardless of quality, while much higher quality servers are either ignored or don't have nearly as many players
new players will also join any server that has a lot of players and will again, stay regardless

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while much higher quality servers are either ignored or don't have nearly as many players
this is extremely counter-intuitive. there's about 0% chance of convincing him with this.

on second thought, there's no chance to convince him of anything. leave his titanic ego and colored platforms to appeal to the easily amused.

I'm gonna be honest - these kind of servers are what make me get on Blockland, look at the server list, and get off. They're boring, unoriginal, and you guys need to come up with something creative.

1, KNIFE TDMS ARE TERRIBLE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
2.YOURS IS NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK "pingchecker" MAKES IT DIFFERENT.
3.WHETHER YOU'RE TROLLING OR NOT, STOP TAKING THINGS SO LITERALLY, SMARTASS.

except for this
because it is SO literal, just so you can't sit there and go "durr durr no it means something else"

    Alright, here is my take on knife (T)DM's. Also may or may not be a summary of this topic.

    Most of these that I have seen are multicolored platforms floating in the sky. They generally form a large square,  the platforms themselves being small squares, and the center is sometimes raised a bit. Hosts sometimes mix this up a little by adding things that launch you to other parts of the map. It may even have a "DJ" room, where an admin plays music. However, I have never seen a KDM deviate from the standard loadout that is Grapple Hook + Knife.

    The problem that most people are complaining is that all of these are the same. Only a few people have deviated from this, and the "genre" is suffering because of this. Its basically like what would happen if Call of Duty was the most popular thing ever and all shooters were exactly the same as it but with some aesthetic changes. The core mechanics are all the same, and no amount of ping-checking, music, or other tertiary features is going to change that. If you were to, say, host a knife CTF or KOTH with two castles or floating islands (or regular islands), then yes, that would be different. If you used a throwing knife instead of a regular knife, sure, that would at least be a little different. If you used a hang glider instead of a grapple rope, and had multiple levels of platforms, that would be different.

    But no, you are continuing the terrible incarnation of the Knife TDM that gives you a knife and a grapple rope and makes you fight against three other teams in a small area with a hill.

Every knife TDM or DM look the same to me
So I really don't see what is good.