Author Topic: Elecro's hamster.  (Read 900 times)

i her teh scrotim is wer da sqqaerls hid ther nuts. lol ecks dee.

Nice hamster you got there :3

When my sister was my age, she used to have a bunch of hamsters. Not all at once, she would always get a new one.

What would happen, is that she had one of those little balls for it to roll around in. She would always leave it in it's ball, and go to school. When she came back, the friggen thing would be stuck underneath the radiator, trapped in the ball - dead. This happened a number of times until she decided it wasn't a good idea to get hamsters anymore.

Funniest god damn story my mom has ever told me.

No one felt like telling me I'm a hamster?!

uh..
Its pretty normal to stimulate your hamster. You can stick your pinky into its tiny starfish and massage its p-spot. You can also straight up brown town masturbate it. Good luck, hamster stimulation is a fun hobby!




I have a black bear hamster.

I got him when he was a baby.

Then he got HUGE.

I generally don't like the idea of a hamster, they don't live very long and they need to be cleaned a lot.

The last hamster my brother had, lived for about a year and a half. They're fragile creatures. Be careful with him/her.

What would happen, is that she had one of those little balls for it to roll around in. She would always leave it in it's ball, and go to school. When she came back, the friggen thing would be stuck underneath the radiator, trapped in the ball - dead. This happened a number of times until she decided it wasn't a good idea to get hamsters anymore.
oh god lol

Uub

You share a simliar dental profile with that hamster