So yesterday, I was out at recess with my friends (Talking about video games) And this kid,
John, Noticed I unfriended him on facebook. He screams at the top of his lungs and starts pulling my arm.
I tell him, "Dude, I only go on facebook to look at whats new in things. I unfriended all my friends."
And then he throws a handfull of woodchips at me, And pushes me onto the cement.
Today, Micheal and Caleb, My friends, Start talking about Borderlands, Our topic today, And John walks up, and guess what he does. He screams and says he will burn my house down. "What? You don't even know where I live." I say.He still freaks out by screaming and flailing his arms. I eventually got away from the psycho.
Later, I went up to Angel, One of my friends from first grade, and tells me, "I went to a strip club when I was four.
I had love and she sucked my richard" What? I mean seriously, Im in fifth grade, most of my friends are 10/11.
He was four, and got into a strip club, How does that work? Anyways, At lunch, My friend Karson, tells me, "Dude, Grant is annoying the hell out of me."(Grant is a kid that follows me and Karson and yells at us)"But guess what,"
"What?" "I talked with the principle, and she says, if I report them for being jerks to me, they'll be suspended."
Well, My day at school was pretty wierd today... I think I'll "friend" John so he'll stop screaming at me.
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