Author Topic: How would you like to die?  (Read 933 times)

Until she falls to far away from you and you hurtle towards the ground naked and erect with a beautiful hooker only yards away but you just can't reach her, then dead.
She would be harnessed to me quite tightly, no way id let her get away c:<
But yeah that is my legit fav death scenario, I've always wanted to go skydiving and I think it would be a fun way to die, with a hooker to top it all off.

when I know that it is happening, but still quickly
Die in the arms of my love
I honestly hope that I never have to hold a dead person for any reason, regardless of how long they have been dead

She would be harnessed to me quite tightly, no way id let her get away c:<
But yeah that is my legit fav death scenario, I've always wanted to go skydiving and I think it would be a fun way to die, with a hooker to top it all off.
How would you thrust?

How would you thrust?
It is not as if our entire bodies would be conjoined as to allow no movement, the harness would be on my chest as to allow plenty of lower body movement.

It is not as if our entire bodies would be conjoined as to allow no movement, the harness would be on my chest as to allow plenty of lower body movement.
Fair point, wouldn't the constant tumbling and falling make it hard to thrust though?

Fair point, wouldn't the constant tumbling and falling make it hard to thrust though?
Dammit Fawkes stop questioning my death!

Skip that then! To my second favourite way to die-
>learn a stuff load of boobie trap mechanics
>purchase very large area of land
>boobytrap the forget out off a heap of underground passages
>leave in my will a record of immense treasure that i had (side not: must first obtain immense treasures)
>squadrons of people go into my deathly territories in search of wealth
???
Take out as many people as I can from beyond the grave.


Im battle with a soilders death.

Dammit Fawkes stop questioning my death!

Skip that then! To my second favourite way to die-
>learn a stuff load of boobie trap mechanics
>purchase very large area of land
>boobytrap the forget out off a heap of underground passages
>leave in my will a record of immense treasure that i had (side not: must first obtain immense treasures)
>squadrons of people go into my deathly territories in search of wealth
???
Take out as many people as I can from beyond the grave.
I can't believe we just had a discussion about how you'd have love with a hooker in mid air ;-;

Anyway, I apologize, your second death sounds brilliant and i hope it happens!