Author Topic: The Life of Badspot - Game  (Read 2019 times)

This isn't suppost to be realistic. Didn't you see the post when Badspot got eaten by a Vagina?
it can be

5:05 AM : Badspot becomes Batman and goes to gotham to stop the joker
6:00 PM : Joker shoots Badspot when he arrives.
The End.

1:00 AM
Badspot Wakes up.
2:00 AM, Badspot hops out of bed after another hour of sleep. Badspot is then eaten by Kompressor.
3:00 AM, Badspot finds a way out of Kompressor's stomach. He climbs up to the throught and chokes Kompressor to death from inside.
4:00 AM, Badspot escapes Kompressor - only to be eaten by Renderman.
5:00 AM, Badspot slashes Renderman and breaks out - killing Renderman.
6:00 AM, Badspot gets eaten by a giant Vagina.
7:00 AM, Badspot cannot escape because of the massive amounts of Cum. So he slashes his way out.
8:00 AM, Badspot dries off.
8:10 AM, Badspot is eaten by his towel.
10:00 AM, Badspot escapes and is eaten by his soap.
11:00 AM, Badspot escapes and is eaten by his broom.
12:00 AM, Badspot escapes and is eaten by his Dog.
1:00 AM, Badspot escape and is eaten by Rotondo.
1:05 AM, Badspot dies.
The End..?

If we can do whole things, then..

5:00 AM: Badspot gets up, gets on his glasses, and goes to the kitchen and eats cereal.
5:05 AM He goes outside and looks at the sky, gets his newspaper and goes back into his house
5:10 AM He finishes reading it, then goes to his computer and makes an advertisement for Blockland, and sees that the Greenlight passed and BL is now in Steam store
5:50 AM The Blockland Ad airs, and Badspot raises BL's price to $29.99
6:00 AM Sales slowly go up as people buy BL and get their keys and play, and he starts getting dozens of emails and such
6:10 AM He goes onto his Block Party to see many beautiful builds and yet the crappy builds, but goes on and begins working on new updates for v21.5
The next day..
5:00 AM After working hard for almost an entire day, he finishes the update and releases it, then goes and visits his family
7:00 AM He comes back and realizes he hasn't checked the sales yet, he checks and he's made gobs of money
7:25 AM He decides to sleep on the couch
7:50 AM He wakes up and gets on the computer, and contacts Ephialtes and they make purchasable builds and add-ons
8:00 AM He releases a extension to v21.5, which lets people see custom decals without the add-on
9:00 AM He gets off the computer and eats some food, watches TV, and goes out for a walk
9:30 AM He comes back and gets onto the computer, seeing as the purchasable builds and add-ons have made a skyrocket.
Three days later.
12:00 PM He raises the price of Blockland to $37.99
3:00 PM People complain to him about bans and the price, he makes a free-week and makes BL free
3:03 PM The amount of keys skyrocket to where he can't store much more, and makes it where you just need to purchase BL.
4:00 PM Thousands have payed for the purchasable builds and add-ons
4:30 PM Ephialtes releases more purchasable builds, and decals that cost $0.45
4:50 PM Badspot releases a feature that lets builds that are too old and untouched begin "rotting" away
6:00 PM Badspot goes to sleep for the day


10:00 AM Badspot gets on, and sees that Blockland has gone from 40k IDs up to 60k IDs
10:30 AM Badspot looks on the forums for once, to see thousands of spam topics, dramas in General Discussion and Off-Topic, and people requesting add-ons in the gallery section
10:35 AM Badspot completely deletes all forum topics except for the rules, and already topics suddenly come up about the price being too high, and how Badspot was pretty much being EA right now
10:35 AM Badspot and Ephialtes deletes those topics
10:40 AM Badspot begins posting topics about helping with purchasing and updating drivers, as he releases a better graphics system that supports intel cards
1:00 PM Badspot makes another Blockland TV ad, and actually makes a adventure mode DLC for $5.99
2:00 PM Badspot puts a advertisement on Youtube's homepage for $100 a month
2:30 PM Badspot checks the number of keys, they are at 95k now
3:00 PM Badspot makes V22, allowing player limits to go up to 135 players, and fixes some glitches such as vehicles launching into the air or sinking into the ground or whatever
4:00 PM Badspot gets atleast a thousand complaints about prices
About a month later
5:00 AM Badspot notices free month is over, and is now a thousandare. Blockland is $40
5:30 AM The sales begin to slow, so Badspot lowers the price for purchasable add-ons and builds
6:00 AM Badspot releases a update that allows interiors and shadows to be together. The blockland community and Bedroom are together again, but the new members have no idea what was so important about before.
12:00 PM Badspot lowers the price of Blockland to $25, not knowing why he raised it.
12:30 PM Badspot sees that the 100,000th ID has been purchased.
1:00 PM Badspot looks at Blockland and sees atleast 10,000 servers up, and 95,000 players currently playing.
3:00 PM Badspot makes the Adventure Mode DLC free for a month
Next Day
5:00 AM Badspot wakes up, gets cereal, and puts a blockland advertisement in the newspaper
6:00 AM Badspot gets a angry blocklander infront of his door, but he calls the police to take him away
8:00 AM Badspot goes to sleep for the rest of the day
Next Day
3:00 PM Badspot wakes up to having $5,000, he gets a even better computer and a better house, and visits his family again
5:00 PM Badspot comes back from his family, who is proud of him having such a life
6:00 PM He gives Blockland better graphics and physics, and even gets in the featured part of the Steam store, boosting sales up a bit more
6:30 PM After such a day, he goes to sleep.
Next day
2:00 PM Badspot wakes up and eats at a family outting.
5:00 PM Badspot returns home and plays Blockland for a while, and 5 Blocklanders follow him around in servers asking him question
5:40 PM Badspot gets off the computer and goes to bed
Two normal days later
3:00 PM Badspot raises prices and releases more purchasable add-ons and builds.
3:05 PM He sees that his Block party doesn't have much people in it anymore, and sees it ridden with crappy builds all around the good builds, as if by surrounding them
4:00 PM He looks at how many people are online, they are down to 500 rather than 100k
4:30 PM He takes a look at the forums, Ephialtes abandoned it and it turned back into a warzone of furries vs. blocklanders vs. bronies
4:33 PM He also notices way more people on the forum than the game
The next day..
8:00 AM He gets out of bed and eats, and looks at the forums to see there are way less people on it, but fights still going on.
9:00 AM He looks at the server menu, and sees only about 50 people online, and dedicated servers completely abandoned, and the builds look fresh and just-made, but are completely empty
9:05 AM He goes onto a City RP that has original builds and buildings, completely abandoned and one tower only half-made
9:09 AM He finds a family RP, out of pure boredom that was abandoned as well, rooms are completely empty and beds/cribs also completely empty
10:00 AM He gets off the servers and sees just 5 users online, in one server but he closes the game
10:30 AM He checks the forums again, 0 users online
10:40 AM He sees that the sales have crashed.
11:00 AM He sees that nobody is online in the game or the forums at all, he goes on Blockland onto the servers to see builds collapsing and some fresh that weren't finished
12:00 PM He decides to quit on Blockland and gets another job to continue making some money and spends more time with his family

God, this took like 30 minutes.

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12:30 PM
Badspot regains interest and decides to work on blockland once again.





Although this actually would belong in community projects

1:00 AM - Badspot wakes up.
2:00 PM - After suddenly skipping thirteen hours. Badspot then goes back to 2:00 AM.
2:00 AM - After going back twelve hours. Badspot eats a Pineapple. He noticed that he forgot to cut off the skin and is now bleeding from his gums.
4:00 PM - After fourteen hours of bleeding. Badspot goes back to 3:00 AM
3:00 AM - Badspot stops bleeding. But he gets shot.
4:00 AM - Badspot has taken thirteen bullets now. He passes out.
6:00 AM - Badspot is rushed to the hospital.
8:00 AM - After recovering in two hours. Badspot goes out side to walk back to his house.
9:00 AM - Once he enters his porch, bullets hail every where. Men wearing "R" on their Bullet-Proof vest are shooting at Badspot.
9:10 AM - Badspot can no longer try and dodge. He runs inside to hide.
10:00 AM - After hiding for fifty minutes. Badspot grabs a gun and goes out to defend him self.
11:10 AM - Badspot takes so many bullets that he dies.
The End...?
11:20 AM - Badspot is brought back from the Dead. This time with his signature Death Wand and Super Speed.
11:21 AM - Badspot dies from too many bullets.
The End?
11:22 AM - Badspot is revived again. He runs to the men wearing the "R" and has his Death Wand rip out their souls and translate them to the wand for more power.
11:27 AM - Badspot kills everyone. He investigates the bodies and see's that "R" stands for "ROBLOX"
12:00 PM - Badspot burns down ROBLOX and steals their over-filled Pockets.
1:00 PM - Badspot get's hit by a Grenade. He loses his arms and one of his legs.
2:00 PM - A brony takes Badspot hostage. Badspot is then electricuted to death for not giving the Bronies the administrator password to Blockland.
Okay, this has got to be the end!
3:00 PM - Badspot wakes up. Thinking he died.
UGH!
4:00 PM - The bronies discover he has awakened. They then torture him with electricity once more.
5:00 PM - After an hour of torture. Badspot uses laser eye sight to melt himself.
6:00 PM - Badspot dies. But the explosion of his final decimation causes the universe to end.
The End of All