This story is..
More.. realistic.
This isn't supposed to be realistic. Didn't you see the post when Badspot got eaten by a Vagina?
Badspot wakes up.
8:00 AM, Destroys everything known of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
9:00 AM, The cops chase Badspot for doing such a crime. (The cops were all bronies)
10:00 AM, Badspot runs out of gas, rams into a Coke-A-Cola delivery car and sits on the side of the road. A gigantic U-
HAUL Truck then rams into his car, scattering it's pieces and sending Badspot miles and miles away.
3:00 AM, Badspot wakes up. He has been sent 13 States over. Badspot then looks for help.
4:00 AM, Badspot creates a Bow by stealing Lumber Wood lying around the forest and a Spider Web.
4:10 AM, Badspot shoots three Deer. Nice dinner he got.
4:15 AM, Badspot sets up a Camping Area. Portable Tents are always good to use. It begins to go dark. Badspot sits there and tries to set up Satalite so he can contact Rotondo to come pick him up.
6:00 AM, It is now Pitch Black. Badspot makes his food and goes inside the Tent. Inside, he gets a connection! He gives Rotondo his location and Ping area. Rotondo races to Badspot in his helicopter.
8:00 AM, Badspot falls asleep.
11:00 AM, Badspot is awaken by the sounds of a Chopper. He races out to find Rotondo and does so. Badspot then is transported back home. Rotondo has seemed to have knocked out every last cop there was. They woke up with amnesia.
11:59 AM, Badspot falls a sleep in the chopper. Committing crime and getting away so easily. Time to go destroy more users!
End.