Tell some really disgusting/scary stories

[The Corporation]

A girl at my school jacked off a dog.

Mr. Hands.
I win.

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

Mr. Hands.
I win.

I'd much rather jack off a dog than get forgeted by a horse
besides the pain and danger, it seems pretty gross

but I'd rather jack off a horse than a dog

[Frontrox]

Gross, animal snake

[WALK2222]

Gross, animal snake

humans are animals!

[Frontrox]

humans are animals!

Silence

[Gamefandan]

My brother had open heart surgery.

[WALK2222]

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Silence

wachu gon du

[Lando The Climber²]

Silence

Oh god why did I laugh so hard

[Frontrox]

wachu gon du

I'll forget you up bitch

[Maxwell23461]

I'll forget you up bitch

no swearing

[Mr Man]

I'm a JCLC, (ROTC camp), dude tells me a story about this guy and his girlfriend who go out to the movies, dude decides to eat his GF out.
So he places a starburst in there, and does the deed.
After the movie, he does it again to discover the starburst was still there.
Turns out he ate a cluster of herpies.
Don't know if it's true or not, but it's horrifying.

I already posted that.