Tell some really disgusting/scary stories

[Darksaber530]

he can also never tuna or pot roast D:

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[psychomutt]

akgfgmagfas NO

like i said, i could've told it better.

[Linkusofepica]

Bump because I have one.
I took a stuff and it looked like a giant acorn

[Crêpe]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

No Patrick

Mayonnaise aren't lubes

[PrototypeCow]

The last man on the Earth hears a knock at his door.

[Renekar]

pubic hair in steak

dog getting her eyes taken out with a knife

sticking a toothpick under your toenail and then kicking a wall

maggots squirming in your nose

[Alyx Vance]

This happened to the assistant principal at my school.

He was working on his house one day, he was up on a ladder with a nail gun when the ladder fell, when he hit the ground he accidentally put a nail through his eye. He now has a glass eye.

[Jaxx]

for sale: baby shoes, never worn.

- ernest hemingway

[WALK2222]

The Jolly Rancher story

*shiver*

[The Corporation]

I'm a JCLC, (ROTC camp), dude tells me a story about this guy and his girlfriend who go out to the movies, dude decides to eat his GF out.
So he places a starburst in there, and does the deed.
After the movie, he does it again to discover the starburst was still there.
Turns out he ate a cluster of herpies.
Don't know if it's true or not, but it's horrifying.

[Alyx Vance]

I'm a JCLC, (ROTC camp), dude tells me a story about this guy and his girlfriend who go out to the movies, dude decides to eat his GF out.
So he places a starburst in there, and does the deed.
After the movie, he does it again to discover the starburst was still there.
Turns out he ate a cluster of herpies.
Don't know if it's true or not, but it's horrifying.

Oh lordy...

Wait, I just remembered another.

So a guy and a girl decide to have lovey time, she was on her period but he did it anyways. She then sucked him off getting blood around her mouth, they then kissed and both ended up with period blood all over their mouths.

And I typed that while eating chips.

[The Corporation]

Oh lordy...

Wait, I just remembered another.

So a guy and a girl decide to have lovey time, she was on her period but he did it anyways. She then sucked him off getting blood around her mouth, they then kissed and both ended up with period blood all over their mouths.

And I typed that while eating chips.

reminds me of that one time when this dude said he had love with a girl while she was having her period.
Called it "red wings" or something.

[Alyx Vance]

A girl at my school jacked off a dog.

[Frontrox]

A girl at my school jacked off a dog.

Can I have her number?

[Alyx Vance]

Can I have her number?

Don't have it, sorry.