Tell some really disgusting/scary stories

[Klocko²]

They can be made up or real

It was raining like hell and lightning struck my window. It shattered and a thousand baby spiders crawled into my bedroom. I screamed and sprayed them but I forgot to read the label and it was "Grows your tiny pets!" I shrieked and dropped the spray and the spiders grew to the size of a mini muffin. I then went downstairs to get a vacuum cleaner and suck them all up, but when I came back into my bedroom they were gone. Later I went to bed and the spiders were crawling on my legs. I shrieked and jumped out the window, and forgetting I was on the second floor I fell to my death landed in a swimming pool. Some but not all of the spiders were everywhere in the pool and I quickly hopped out and had to change out of my wet clothes. Before I could put on any new clothes , all the spiders crawled up my legs and into my snake. I shrieked and ran to a bathroom and pissed and all the spiders came out and I flushed them down and 2 survived and they jumped on me and I accidentally swallowed them and then they destroyed my body and I died

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[psychomutt]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

[Sami2ss]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

akgfgmagfas NO

[Klocko²]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

what
the
forget

[Anti-Block]

imagine thousands of holes appearing all over your body then being slowly submerged into water

[Mounds Bar]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

You just won the thread.

[Mr Man]

once two teenagers used mayonnaise instead of lube, and the mayonnaise was bad, and the girl got maggots in her vagina.(i didn't tell it that well but yeah)

I once heard about some guy putting a starbust in his girlfriends vagina, and when he tried to eat it out, he ended up eating a cluster of herpes.

[fawkes..]

I once heard about some guy putting a starbust in his girlfriends vagina, and when he tried to eat it out, he ended up eating a cluster of herpes.

I've heard that one as well, just imagining it makes me feel sick :c

[LeetZero]

Sometimes in a very, very dark night, a light appears on the sky, if once by any chance in a trillion human ears cut by cats it hits the earth, all the undead become kittens trapped under the graves that die because lack of air. So kids, don't let your ear cut off by your cat!

True story.

[jarelash]

One of my mom's friends was working at a factory or something. He got hit in the eye with a metal pole. The eye came out and was just hanging from his face. The dude just grabbed it and pushed it back to it's place...

[Sami2ss]

i don't know why i keep coming back to this topic

[Fluff-is-back]

I once heard about some guy putting a starbust in his girlfriends vagina, and when he tried to eat it out, he ended up eating a cluster of herpes.

[Cargøn]

I am melting laughing

[Frontrox]

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Toy? I wanted a starburst :(

[Clone v.117]

A girl in my year fried her period in a pan and ate it, then put the handle in her pusillanimous individual.
We aren't friends.