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are you phat?

bitch im phat
14 (60.9%)
aw hell i be not that phat
9 (39.1%)

Total Members Voted: 23

Author Topic: the gizoogle megathread - Fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit  (Read 2713 times)

I don't be thinkin any of y'all muthaforgetin realize tha entrepreneur ed outnizz of mah powers.


they say they hard imma say im harder.
they say they grime i grime smarter

10x cookies to whoever knows the song

they say they hard imma say im harder.
they say they grime i grime smarter

10x cookies to whoever knows the song
wat did you just rap boy


Drama threads are always more entertaining when gizoogled!
Now time for some of the classic topics badspot posted!
Mail Bag: Infringed Copyright... of a thugged-out dog
Mail Bag: Mo' Lil entrepreneur  Defense up in tha Name of tha Biatch
Mail Bag: Paedophiles muthaforgeta! Incest son! Rape biaaatch!
Read through some of these. there hilarious.

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A cow strutts tha forget into a funky-ass bar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Now, I don't give a forget bout you yo, but I don't expect a cold-ass lil cow ta react ta unknown situations. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. So anyways, tha cow is straight-up lost, n' it starts bustin up like a biatch n' squealin n' stufftin everywhere, knockin thangs over. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Now, we started ta panic, n' some muthaforgeta called pest control. They put it down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They blasted dat stuff. 6 times. It aint nuthin but dead now, nahmeean?

Props if you get the referenshizzle

Mail Bag: Paedophiles muthaforgeta! Incest son! Rape biaaatch!
Some biatch named Mel Pedley has been emailin mah dirty ass.  Biatch is worried dat her two lil entrepreneur s would forget each other if only they knew how tha forget n' dat Blockland may be providin dem wit incest instructions. 

I would ludd fo' dis ta turn tha forget into a cold-ass lil funky-ass like tha 7-legged spider but I'm afraid I'm not dat def.  But forget dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat dat biiiiatch will almost certainly peep dis thread which should be interesting.   


   Subject: Internizzle lil entrepreneur  grooming
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Yo ass step tha forget up ta have 1 or mo' suspected stupid-ass perverted muthaforgetas on yo' servers.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=135521.0

In tha United Hoods, 18 U.S.C. § 2422 make it a gangbangin' federal offense ta bust interstate mail etc. ta entice a minor ta horny-ass activitizzle fo' which any thug can be charged wit a cold-ass lil criminal offense. I also note dat Virginia's Attorney General has taken a phat stizzle on dis issue.

I can only assume, therefore, dat yo big-ass booty is ghon deal wit dis matter quickly n' effectively. If dis do not happen, I will have no recourse but ta take dis matter further n' begin contactin tha relevant authorities.

I look forward ta yo' comments.

Mel P.
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Black Widow Web Design Ltd
www.blackwidows.co.uk
info@blackwidows.co.uk
Tel: 0151 280 7092

Black Widow Web Design Ltd. Y'all KNOW dat stuff, muthaforgeta! be a cold-ass lil company registered in
England n' Walez wit company number 05464296.

Postal Address:
53 Woodhall Road
Oldskool Swan
Liverpool
L13 3EE
   
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Where is tha crime here exactly?  I'm not seein dat stuff.
   
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> Where is tha crime here exactly?  I'm not seein dat stuff.


Did yo dirty ass check tha screenshot up in tha linked post?

> > http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=135521.0


Two of yo' playas was encouragin others (includin minors) ta take p-to-tha-ornotastic photoz of themselves. They was also incitin others to:

- commit rape
- commit incest (complete wit instructions)*

This is bein propagated by yo' steez fo' realz. As neither tha steez nor tha server concerned is clearly labelled as adult content or unsuitable fo' minors, you (as tha steez provider) gots a thugged-out duty ta ensure dat these kindz of infractions is dealt wit quickly n' effectively. Judgin by tha previous posts bout one of these playas, dis aint tha straight-up original gangsta time s/he has indulged up in dis kind of activity. Yet they step tha forget up ta go unpunished - implyin dat yo ass is endorsin dis behaviour.

Is yo' upstream provider aware of this, biatch? Do they allow adult content ta be propagated via they service?

I be all too aware, all up in long experience, of tha kindz of topics dat is available via tha Web n' other Internizzle skillz. I have no argument wit most of dem as responsible adult providaz probably clearly label they content before allowin admittizzle n' git all up in entrepreneur ed out lengths ta try n' protect minors fo' realz. As a professionizzle wizzy entrepreneur er, I have hit dat shizzle on cribs dat I certainly would not want mah lil entrepreneur s ta peep and, again, I had no problem wit this.

But forget dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat it is straight-up evident dat yo' steez attracts a significant number of minors, so you do need ta address these issues. From what tha forget I have seen, they is bein ignored n' that's not on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I do sympathise wit yo' situation but tha bottom line is dat it is yo' problem n' you must deal wit dat stuff.
*Emphasis added
   
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Da conversation up in tha screenshot appears ta be a joke.  Is you autistic?  That's a straight-up question, I don't wanna be mean if you have some kind of hoodization disorder dat prevents you from understandin tha context of a gangbangin' freestyled conversation.  Right now it just looks like you're bein deliberately oblivious ta harass me fo' some reason.

On a technical note, tha conversation aint takin place on mah server.  Da game allows playas ta create they own servers.  I cannot control what tha forget playas say on they own computas nor do I want to.  It be not mah place ta five-o tha behavior of mah playas whoz ass happened ta loot mah product.

   
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> Da conversation up in tha screenshot appears ta be a joke.


Yo Crazy-Ass subjectizzle opinion is immaterial. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da playas up in question is addressin minors up in a manner dat breaches US federal laws via yo' service.


> Is you autistic?
> That's a straight-up question, I don't wanna be mean if you have some kind of
> hoodization disorder dat prevents you from understandin tha context of a
> freestyled conversation.


Insults won't muthaforgetin help. Right back up in yo muthaforgetin ass. Since it is patently obvious dat yo ass is still refusin ta take any responsibility, I have no option but ta take tha matter up wit tha authorities.
   
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I already explained dis once but I guess you missed it:  They is not communicatin via mah joint.  Blockland itself aint a joint.  It be a cold-ass lil computer program.  Users connect directly ta each other via a UDP connection.  In dis configuration it aint technologically possible fo' me ta intercept n' censor chat up in tha kind of totalitarian regime you seem ta be proposing.

And what tha forget is you goin ta do exactly?  Rin up tha STD n' explain dat you found a program on tha internizzle dat allows playas ta communicate via text?  Dope luck wit that.

   
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Yo ass have tha mobilitizzle to:

a) terminizzle tha accountz of playas whoz ass is actin inappropriately
or
b) clearly label tha joint & tha associated software as unsuitable fo' minors.

Yo ass step tha forget up ta be disinclined ta do either.
   
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Yo ass have tha mobilitizzle ta rap r lil entrepreneur s ta not follow incest instructions they find on tha internizzle.  Is you disinclined ta do that, biatch?

I didn't realize dat open text communication was categorically inappropriate fo' minors.  Maybe you should start dissin Crayola fo' not buildin censorshizzle tha forget into they crayons or Post Cereals fo' makin Alpha-Bits wit up any kind of warnin label bout what tha forget sort of lyrics you can make.  Maybe you should blind yo' lil entrepreneur s so they do not read anythang inappropriate when there aint a authoritizzle figure there ta protect em.
 
   
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> Yo ass have tha mobilitizzle ta rap r lil entrepreneur s ta not follow incest instructions
> they find on tha internizzle.  Is you disinclined ta do that?

<snip pointless comments>

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah 10 year oldschool lil hustla knows exactly what tha forget do ta when da perved-out muthaforgeta sees dis kind of inappropriate behaviour bein targeted at minors yo. Dude took a screenshot n' alerted mah crazy ass immediately. With mah assistance, he reported tha incident up in yo' forum. Not only have you failed ta even respond but you have allowed tha report (which do reference potentially straight-up & criminal activity) ta be played n' laughed at. One of tha postas is even one of tha offenders.

This negligent inaction n' tha entire thread (which incidentally also breaches yo' own forum's TOS) has also been also been collated ta be passed onto tha relevant authorities.
   
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So you reported tha fact dat playas laughed at you on a gangbangin' forum?  What tha forget iz tha relevant authoritizzle fo' that?  Yo ass seem ta know a stuffload mo' bout dis than I do.


webmistress@blackwidows.co.uk- Mel Pedley, girl complaining
support@blockland.us- Badspot

dis be a bump If yo ass be annoyed by me bumpin dis then ta forgetin bad