why did the chicken cross the road
because garfield arrived on the moon before him and its making up lost time by taking the shortcut through the busy road that takes you on to the a406 just be fore the left turn onto the train station its just better because trains cant go to the moon yet and a chicken cant live on the moon anyway so i dunno where garfield is and i dont think he is on the moon right now i bet hes just sitting at home eating lasagne like he usually does except on mondays which is the worst day of the week for him because bad things happen and he doesnt like that so the chicken went to the shop instead cause it needed to buy more eggs because the ones it used for breakfast ran out regulith has some eggs in his fridge i think sso the chicken could borrow some from him if he thought of that and thats why its better to be on one side of the road than the other because there is no water churning into woodlouse cakes during easter
