Author Topic: a man comes into a bar.. no wait, a horse (Read 1254 times)

Kimono · April 09, 2013, 07:14:04 PM

a man comes into a horse

post your best antijokes

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Silreath · April 09, 2013, 07:18:04 PM

Why is it important for people in wheelchairs to eat their vegetables?

Jairo · April 09, 2013, 07:18:22 PM

do you even know what an antijoke is, op?

ie what's worse than finding a worm in your apple
the holocaust /answer

blockguy123 · April 09, 2013, 07:18:44 PM

Niff · April 09, 2013, 07:20:06 PM

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice Cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Skull Candy · April 09, 2013, 07:21:24 PM

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

It wasn't, numbers can't feel anything, they're not sentient.

Niff · April 09, 2013, 07:25:15 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its brain was too small to create fear and didn't know about death.

Flamecannon · April 09, 2013, 07:25:35 PM

wait a man comes into a horse
does this mean in about 8 months a centaur is born

Quote Story · April 09, 2013, 07:26:51 PM

Whats the best way to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

The Big Bad Jellyfish · April 09, 2013, 07:28:05 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mcdonalds

Niff · April 09, 2013, 07:29:13 PM

Whats the best way to make anyone happy?

Give them a mixture of cocaine, LSD, and "weed"

blockguy123 · April 09, 2013, 07:33:23 PM

wanna know how to survive drinking bleach

you dont

Niff · April 09, 2013, 07:35:59 PM

How did James learn how to use fire at will?

He didn't

The Big Bad Jellyfish · April 09, 2013, 07:36:50 PM

How many fingers am I holding up?

Middle.

Nonnel · April 09, 2013, 07:39:33 PM

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

the holocaust