Author Topic: The Life and Death of Mr. Nappy - Feels like yesterday  (Read 5229 times)

rape everyone in sight

Try to open the door, some handicaps leave their cars unlocked. And with the way this guy speaks, he sounds like one of those people.

Try to open the door, some handicaps leave their cars unlocked. And with the way this guy speaks, he sounds like one of those people.
I had already attempted to do so.

Jump through the window, forget about the glass.

Quickly, I whip around and thrust my foot into the window. I don't technically break it, I only leave a gigantic crack across the entire window. "THAT IT! I'M GETTIN' MY GUN!" the man shouts before he storms back into the house. He returns with a shotgun, which I assumed was a hunting shotgun. For hunting rhino. A quick slide over the hood of the car got me into cover behind the front of the car before both front windows exploded into a shower of glass which glided over me. A 'chu-chunk' of a shotgun being pumped followed by several footsteps could be heard on the other side of the car. The panic at the house must be enough to drown out the violence.

Do what sam fisher would do.

Do what sam fisher would do.
WWSFD

What is there around you?

What is there around you?
Concrete and glass shards from the window. Nothing major.

craft concrete and glass shards into laser beam gun
destroy earth

Taking the easy approach, I pick up the shard of glass that mostly resembled a knife. With the sharp end between my fingers, I readied myself. "YOU SCARED NOW, 'AINT YA?!" the man shouts, his voice booming from the other side of the car. Another blast tore away a large chunk of car directly next to me. I awaited the pump, waiting for him to reveal his location. He pumped it. With all of my strength, I extended my legs to force me out of cover, and with a flick of the wrist and thrust of the arm, the glass shard cut (no pun intended) through the air, sailing into his eye. Blood squirt out of it along with a sickening 'squelsh'. He grabbed at his eye and dropped the shotgun, tearing away at the glass, trying to force it out. It wasn't even in that far, but whatever. I panicked, and climbed into the driver's side of the car through the window. No keys in the ignition.
Damn, where the hell were they?!


Throwing myself to the side, I pull the glove compartment open. Trash and worthless papers fall to the floor, and some remain in the box. No clangs or clinks to be heard among the mess.

That little place where sunglasses go above the rear-view mirror.

I throw myself back into the sitting position and pop open everything even remotely resembling a containment unit on the ceiling. Sunglasses compartment gets a pair of aviators, and both sun-guards gets bills and one a check for three dollars.