>Dre5567
>Drek5567
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU_Nb-d-qCQ
Clearly a Farquaad.
EDIT: Found this touching story on Shrekchan. 11/10
>be 15
>at home by myself
>not fapping or anything
>hear a knocking at the door
>Look through the hole thing in the door
>see a dark shadowy figure
>notice the two spoon like ears
>realise it's the jolly green giant himself
>strip bare naked and open the door, to please him as soon as possible
>he says 'laddeh, get yer clothes back on. I'm here to deliver bad news'
>let shrek inside and make him some hot onion juice
>he tells me that he was kicked out of far far away because a new king has arisen
>it's farquaads son, and he's gathered an army for revenge
>they are hunting shrek and the brogres down and slaughtering them
>shrek almost cries, because he can not answer their prayers or cries for help
>I tell shrek to pull it together, nobody forgets with the brogres
>fast forward 2 weeks
>we have gone door to door recruiting brogres
>we have an army big enough to fight farquaad jnr
>while on a routine recruitment mission in town one day we see a farquaad peasant, he sees us and we chase him street to street
>finally corner him
>shrek demands to know what he's doing there
>he tells us farquaad jnr is leading an all out attack on us
>once we get all our intel shrek swiftly breaks the spies neck, and we leave him in a dumpster
>gather the brogres
>shrek gives a amazing speech
>tells us not everyone will live today
>we don't care, we will die for shrek
>he each gives us one onion with a special message saying 'brogre army'
>we prepare for battle
>6hrs later
>we are hiding out in the woods
>see huge clearing where our battle will commence
>suddenly a lonely horseman rides into view
>we get ready to attack
>shrek says 'wait for mah signal'
>suddenly the horseman loweres his hood
>it's a younger version of farquaad
>suddenly there are hundreds of knights behind him
>shrek steps out
>yells 'BROGRES! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN MAH SWAMP!'
>shrek leads us into battle
>brogres die along side me
>destroy the peasants with onion bombs and my trusty onion launcher
>we fight through every last peasant
>watch shrek grab farquaad jnr who tried to hide under a dead solider
>shrek smashes his face in with a onion and eats his eyeballs
>see one man get up, he has a crossbow like in shrek 1
>sees him aim at shrek
>I jump infront of shrek right before he fires
>I take the arrow
>I fall with a heavy thud
>look up, shrek is looking into my eyes
>shrek said that I was the best brogre, and I will live in the glorious after-life for brogres
>I ask him one last thing
>'please.... Bury me in the swamp...'
>he tells me he will, he thanks me
>I reply with my last ever words
>shrek is love, shrek is life
« Last Edit: May 11, 2013, 11:01:42 AM by Cool Boi »
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