>Walking home from school
>A bunch of gang members come to me
>They try to rob me
>I run into an alley and start praying to shrek
>I hear faintly "It'll all be ogre soon"
>I smell onions
>Itshappening.wmv
>Shrek appears out of an onion portal
>He decapitates one guy with an onion grenade
>Turns to the other guys
>"This is the part where you run away"
>They run
>He turns to me
>"It's all ogre laddy"
>He goes back to the onion portal
>Donkey gives me a ride home on his back
>I find an onion on my bed
>eat it quickly
Shrek is love Shrek is life
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