>me at school
>making my own sub
>see's the choice of onions
>load my sub with onions
>lunch lady says "you cant take that many onions"
>I tell her "i do it for shrek"
>she calls me stupid
>I drop my tray and get on my knees
>I close my eyes and say "shrek is love, shrek is live"
>cafeteria already reaked onions so i thought it was all just fake
>then i hear a voice in my head "It will all be orge soon"
>shrek comes out of an onion vortex
>he eats all the onions and spit them in the lunch ladys vagina
>lunch lady explodes
>shrek looks at me and says "its ogre now"
>he proceeds torwards me still knees on ground
>he choves his giant green snake in my mouth
>i cry onions, but i do it for shrek.
>he then disappears with a note on the ground
>note reads "ill orgeways help you"
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