Shrek The Megathread.

[Cybersix]

This thread is Shrektacular

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[AQuietBadger]

Anyone here been to Shrekchan.org?
It's NSFW but funny

I hate you.

[Thé Lord Tony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cePCA9_DzVQ

[Buu]

>Be 13, at a friend's sleepover.
>We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2.
>Wake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions.
>Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything.
>Eventually jizz in my sleeping bag.
>"I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did."
>See a large green figure escape through an open window.

[Crêpe]

I am in need of a shrek-ification of my avatar.

[WingZero]

shrek died for our onions

[Thé Lord Tony]

I love onions.

[Decepticon]

I love onions.

onions make me cry

[Thé Lord Tony]

onions make me cry

Two onions walk into a bar.

Both are in Shrek's stomach.

[Setro]

shrek you

[bejacks]

Why do people ogreact to this?

Seriously.

[Thé Lord Tony]

Seriously.

[Klocko²]

I am in need of a shrek-ification of my avatar.

Here ya go

[Green Blockhead²]

[Thé Lord Tony]

His layer is eggs.