so today i mowed the lawn

[Pacha-]

I want pay to you can mow over my hair need cut.

am I the only one who thinks this is the best comment ever

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[Spectrum²]

I want pay to you can mow over my hair need cut.

Barber cut your need hair Furling lawn mower not your hurt head
I'm sorry I just couldn't resist :(

[BreadFish]

once this guy put his richard in the thing where the grass shoots out and mowed down a rocky terrain then shards shot up his urethra.

I went to that topic just to see your posts

my head exploded and then imploded and exploded again followed by imploding and my lung blowing up to twice there size

[Zloff]

and the realized i didnt start the mower

anyone else done this?

How is this possible

it's one thing to not hear the motor spinning the blade but another thing to not notice the grass getting shorter when you go over it

[Mardalf]

I know I know but a friend of mine was high I think so I was distracted