Author Topic: so today i mowed the lawn  (Read 2380 times)

and the realized i didnt start the mower

anyone else done this?

and the realized i didnt start the mower

anyone else done this?

once this guy put his richard in the thing where the grass shoots out and mowed down a rocky terrain then shards shot up his urethra.

so wait, it was off the entire time while you were mowing it? LOL

Didn't you notice the lack of sound?


I want pay to you can mow over my hair need cut.


I want pay to you can mow over my hair need cut.
Uh, I think that would kill you


uh yea I was just so busy listening to the sound of my heart beating

Haha how?
Idk I turned it on once then turned it back off so there's this one mowed atrip somewhere

uh yea I was just so busy listening to the sound of my heart beating
i just

i just
well it was so loud I figured it had just drowned out the sound of the mower

HOW BIG IS YOUR HEART

I cant feel it now I think it changes sizes

I cant feel it now I think it changes sizes

are you green