Author Topic: Can't sleep...  (Read 1692 times)

I'm tired and all but I can't sleep, I try to close my eyes but no luck. They won't stay closed.

To make things worse I have a mattress next to my little sisters and she won't quit kicking me/sliding onto my side of that bed.

I've tried listening to music, no help.

Lay completely still, don't even move your eyes, so how long you last.

Lay completely still, don't even move your eyes, so how long you last.
Thats kind of hard to do with someone kicking you...

why can't you like, move your matress somewhere else

Sleep is overrated, spend your newly-acquired free time conquering countries and enforcing a new world order

I was asleep about 30 minutes ago and woke up. I tried to get back to sleep for about 20 minutes before just saying forget it, its 5am anyway. Might as well get up.

Drink till you drop man :) share some of that hooch with your sisters, then start popping random pills from your med cabinet.

Drink till you drop man :) share some of that hooch with your sisters, then start popping random pills from your med cabinet.
lol'd

i didnt come in from work until 4

lol why am i here

This always helps for me.
Make sure its really quiet, music helps some people but it can be really distracting when you're trying to sleep.
Make sure you're completely relaxed.
Breathe in through your nose for 5 seconds, and out your mouth for 7
After a while your heart rate and blood pressure will lower and it'll make it easier to sleep.
After a while you can go to in for 7 seconds, out for 10

Don't go to sleep than. Just stay up. There's no point in forcing it. And it's one day without sleep, won't kill you.

I had this same problem last night

Just flip around and basically just move every part of your body as fast and as hard as you can

Be as brutal as if you we're being possessed with the devil himself

You'll be so wiped out you won't be able to stay awake

why can't you like, move your mattress somewhere else
Cause this is the only room I can put it in. Moving it around would be pointless cause either way its next to the other mattress.


After a while I finally did get some sleep though, I just keep laying there until I finally slept.

Don't go to sleep than. Just stay up. There's no point in forcing it. And it's one day without sleep, won't kill you.
Last time I went and did that I mistook a fire hydrant for a person. For the sake of sanity I sleep.


Randomly start scream singing Justin Bieber

Then your sister will hypotheticly stop kicking because of two annoying things combined.