Steam Quotes Thread

[Jairo]

talking to yourself doesn't count

[Ad Bot]

[Cool Boi]

I was playing Ao Oni and talking to my friend Jerry over steam

loving hell, Jerry

[Night Fox]

talking to yourself doesn't count

uh
what?

[Madmitten]

Rayne: Girls are like VHS tapes
Rayne: I dont get VHS tapes
Ranye: ~Rayne 2013

[AcornCake]

8:12 AM - AcornCake: yay.
8:12 AM - Kane: Jimmy Johns.
8:13 AM - AcornCake: That really russled my Jimmy Johns
8:13 AM - Kane: That really Jimmied my Johns
8:13 AM - AcornCake: That really russled John's Jimmies
8:14 AM - AcornCake: That John'd my Jimmies
8:14 AM - Kane: That really had to go to the john and rustle some jimmies
8:14 AM - AcornCake: jimmy jimmy.
8:14 AM - Kane: jimjon

10 minutes later...

8:24 AM - Kane: then i stepped on sticky stuff
8:24 AM - AcornCake: sperm
8:24 AM - Kane: i think pop tart filling
8:24 AM - Kane: but
8:24 AM - Kane: it was brown
8:24 AM - AcornCake: seal sperm
8:24 AM - Kane: no no no
8:24 AM - Kane: you're supposed to say
8:25 AM - Kane: "exactly"
8:25 AM - AcornCake: exactly.
8:25 AM - Kane: oh god wat

[blazerblock2]

12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: What if I take that invicium
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: And shove it up your ass
12:32 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: mmmmmmm
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Which for one is hot
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: And two, what're you gonna do then?
12:32 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: cum
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Oh.
12:32 AM - TimtheRipper: Okey Dokey!

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I was playing Ao Oni and talking to my friend Jerry over steam

loving hell, Jerry

OH GOD WHAT

[Mounds Bar]

he does it to me too

his name is bridget...?

[Night Fox]

his name is bridget...?

yes. he's port. I'm not sure why his name is currently bridget on steam, but he is port

[1337yeah]

I then said to him in reply: