Steam Quotes Thread

[blazerblock2]

Post quotes from steam chat that you find to be funny here.  I'll begin:

3:14 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: stepfather is a pissy douchebag who's always got a tampon up his urethra
3:14 AM - mlockha: and all he heard during the night was love
3:14 AM - mlockha: coming from his dads roo-
3:14 AM - mlockha: WHAT
3:14 AM - mlockha: OH GOD
3:14 AM - Tuevon: ow
3:14 AM - mlockha: THAT IMAGE
3:14 AM - mlockha: OH GOD
3:14 AM - mlockha: MAKE IT GO AWAY
3:14 AM - mlockha: THE IMAGEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee
3:15 AM - mlockha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3:15 AM - Tuevon: carrot in urethra
3:15 AM - Tuevon: wait
3:15 AM - mlockha: NO
3:15 AM - Tuevon: cactus
3:15 AM - mlockha: SHUT UP
3:15 AM - Tuevon: in rectum
3:15 AM - mlockha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:15 AM - Tuevon: lol
3:15 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: mmmmmmmm
3:15 AM - mlockha: a chopstick is slowly forced into your uthera
3:15 AM - mlockha: no lube
3:15 AM - mlockha: nothing
3:15 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: wirebrush
3:15 AM - Tuevon: ow
3:15 AM - mlockha: oh god writing that made me cringe
3:15 AM - mlockha: OKAY
3:15 AM - mlockha: NO MORE
3:15 AM - mlockha: STOP
3:15 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: wirebrush in
3:15 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: urethra
3:16 AM - Tuevon: a role of sandpaper
3:16 AM - mlockha: MY snake CANT TAKE THIS
3:16 AM - Incontinentia Buttocks: wear a condom kids
3:16 AM - Tuevon: roll
3:16 AM - Tuevon: of
3:16 AM - Tuevon: sandpaper
3:16 AM - Tuevon: with lemon juice on it

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[BDX777_²]

12:42 AM - Nǎl: forget gay
12:42 AM - Nǎl: eat a richard, brother
12:42 AM - Nǎl: Mysteroo
12:43 AM - BDX777: Lolwut

Edit:The entire chat may be viewed here

[Pacha-]

11:36 PM - reaper ☺: i can p my pants @ tims wen im scare

[BDX777_²]

7:21 AM - Spencer: hmm
7:21 AM - Spencer: we should name it
7:21 AM - Spencer: rtbsucksrooster
7:21 AM - Spencer: rsc
7:21 AM - Spencer: Okay that's the name

[Quote Story]

Monday, August 19, 2013
4:24 PM - Bridget: I wish we were friends.
5:40 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:48 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:49 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:50 PM - Quote Story +: port loving respond god damn it this is why we arent friends

[Night Fox]

^^fyi you didn't respond for over an hour, so...

[BDX777_²]

^^fyi you didn't respond for over an hour, so...

Exactly

[Deve111²]

Monday, August 19, 2013
4:24 PM - Bridget: I wish we were friends.
5:40 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:48 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:49 PM - Quote Story +: what
5:50 PM - Quote Story +: port loving respond god damn it this is why we arent friends

he does it to me too

[Quote Story]

^^fyi you didn't respond for over an hour, so...

dont worry we resolved it

[Deve111²]

dont worry we resolved it

prod..?

[BDX777_²]

prod..?

Stick with the prod
Prod with the prod

[Deve111²]

Icy..

IcyGamma: *hugs Deve*
IcyGamma: *gropes*
Deve: um
Deve: awt
IcyGamma: *rapes*

[Sentry]

Sentry: cum giv mama a kiz
Sentry: suger bogerr
Tlp: do you want me to block you again

[foulprairiedog]

RoyalMilkShake: hot sticky scout sperm
foul: ...
RoyalMilkShake: delicious
foul: ;_;
RoyalMilkShake: MAD MILK ALL OVER MY BODY
RoyalMilkShake: DRIZZLING DOWN MY SIDES


RoyalMilkShake: what if the heavy used mad milk
foul: :C
RoyalMilkShake: russian grade mad milk
foul: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RoyalMilkShake: russian grade mad milk with german infusion
foul: whyyyy
RoyalMilkShake: Doktor's Stamp of Aproval
RoyalMilkShake: little medic with a thumbs up
RoyalMilkShake: and some milk in his mouth
RoyalMilkShake: dribbling down his lip

most one-sided chats in the universe award goes to me

[Night Fox]

3:04 AM - Night Fox: this world would be a lot loveier if you didn't own any shirts

[07/30/13 2:55:27 AM] Night Fox: kill or be killed! that's what I always say!

[07/30/13 2:54:23 AM] Night Fox: I have no idea
[07/30/13 2:54:37 AM] Night Fox: I don't even know what's going on
[07/30/13 2:54:43 AM] Night Fox: maybe they put a cup in his ass...?
[07/30/13 2:54:46 AM] Night Fox: jesus what

[07/30/13 2:33:41 AM] Nien Fox: So Nighty Fox, What are you up to?
[07/30/13 2:34:08 AM] Night Fox: autofellatio
[07/30/13 2:34:19 AM] Nien Fox: ?
[07/30/13 2:34:33 AM] Night Fox: jk

[05/09/13 10:24:54 PM] Frankie: here's the source of my avataaaaaaar
[05/09/13 10:24:54 PM] Frankie: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
[05/09/13 10:24:56 PM] Frankie: oops
[05/09/13 10:25:08 PM] Frankie: one moment
[05/09/13 10:25:19 PM] Frankie: here we go
[05/09/13 10:25:19 PM] Frankie: https://www.dropbox.com/...