so I found this thing in the deep dark dank depths of some cupboard in my house, it is truly disgusting. I shoved it in my ear cbrown town and it violated me. If you have ever thought of purchasing this satanic device, please reconsider for the good of society and the people you care about.
Let me describe my experience:
The packaging was like fort Knox, that stuff was harder to open than your mother's bra. I feel as if this thing doesn't want me to use it. Afterwards, I had to put one of the weird ear condom things it came with onto it. Let me tell you, the second I decided to shove a pink condom thing down my ear, it was over. I decided for the forget of it to turn it on, I was immediately graced with the feeling of a vacuum being shoved into my head. It started roaring like satan had just came. I quickly withdrew the demonized piece of plastic from my ear hole and decided to convert to Christianity. Please, for the love of loving GOD do not buy this possessed piece of unholy garbage. I trusted you WaxVac, and you violated me.
