Author Topic: weirdest dream you've ever had  (Read 2630 times)

weird chick that looked like taiga from toradora broke into my house and forced me to have love with her
but i was busy playing a leaked demo of smash bros 4

well all my dreams are freaking weird as it gets but the one I always quote that's stuck with me all my life is this one I had when I was bout 9
so in my dream I'm going about my day and at some time me and my sis are playing wrestling or something and I grab her head and it just tears off
like just bam and so obviously I'm like HOLY FREAKING GOD WAT and I'm kinda freaking out
Finally I decide to just hide the body and head under my mom and dads bed
well that night I can't sleep and I'm scared so I go and ask if I can sleep with them
so I'm lying there with them having fallen asleep and suddenly I'm paralyzed (used to happen in my dreams a lot)
and I start hearing this scratching noise from under the bed
I try to call out but can't and the scratching noise is moving out from under the bed and up the side

and I don't want to try and remember the rest I think that's about it then I woke up

another time this rabbit came in my house and asked if I wanted to go learn to fly and fly away with him so I grabbed two plastic sandwich bags and run out into the backyard after him and he takes off into the sky then I run and flap the bags and soar off into the great unknown


I had a dream that was basically Evangelion, but I was about 9 at the time and had no idea what Eva was till years later.

I had a dream once that i was staring at my dark tv screen and mickey mouse appeared with a black background and said i'm going to die and then the tv went off and the lights started flickering and the room was shakin and mickey was chanting like he was trippin major balls then everything went green and i started having major afterimages then i woke to find out i was shoving my eyeballs in

true dream
« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 11:19:59 PM by xbox 360 fan »

the weirdest nightmare dream i had was where i was on a very long obsidian path and there was lava surrounding it. i followed the path for a few mins then i heard a demon say GET OUT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!! i very slowly turned around then i found a face like this:
right there, 2 FREAKING CENTIMETERS AWAY! then i woke up and had toast :P
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