weirdest dream you've ever had

[Malleo100]

Gather around children it's story time.

Story1: shrimp apocalypse

It was a short dream and the world was ending by shrimp
There were shrimp tsunamis, shrimp floods, etc

Story2: future of auto racing

A pretty recent dream not too weird, it starts in future Houston and the roads look incredible, kind of like a Hot wheels track except more complex. They go through buildings, upside down, spiraling, etc. The cars look and act like those Air Hogs zero gravity cars. Then it goes to a steampunk version of Ancient Rome in the sky, but now it's a race track. There was also an underground version of present Japan, a floating city in the middle of the ocean that looks close to Los Vegas, an arctic version of Egypt, etc. And the weird part is... Some guy was throwing unripe bananas at the cars.

Story3: reboot camp
It's kind of like you are a boot camp drill Sargent except everything was done in computer coding and you had to make and train a robot for war and it can only respond to people screaming at the top of their lungs
Most of the people who went there had suffered from sore throats

That's all for today children

Note: the story 2 & 3 were slightly fabricated.

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[MarioBoyWII]

I had a dream where i was being chased by a ghost with a gun down a path. the year after that I saw the ghost from Amnesia that chases you in the water.

[Fey]

weirdest dream i've ever had, eh?

my mom was insulting some kind of justin bieber clone, while some girls were around our house with guy fawkes masks and ak-47s shooting their weapons at the air and screaming "whas goin yah cahs"

that was loving weird.

[bambooXD]

the weirdest nightmare dream i had was where i was on a very long obsidian path and there was lava surrounding it. i followed the path for a few mins then i heard a demon say GET OUT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!! i very slowly turned around then i found a face like this:
right there, 2 FREAKING CENTIMETERS AWAY! then i woke up and had toast :P

[General]

Only one I can remember is a dream one night that I was sick. Because I was sick, I was feeling very very uncomfortable. I dreamt that I was in a room full of many other people, and no matter where I sat or moved in the room I would always feel extremely uncomfortable. I ended up blaming the /design/ of the room for my uncomfortable feelings, cussing and insulting whoever the designer of the room was in my dream.

loving viruses.

[Zanaran2]

I had this dream once when I was really young. I was going underneath a table and then I suddenly fell through the floor and then woke up in a jolt

[Mister Cheese]

There was a weird one I've had before where there was some dark silhouette staring at me from the end of my bed. He had glowing red eyes and was repeating something, but I can't remember now

There was another one where I was in a mansion maze and a chimp was chasing me. He caught up to me eventually, started beating me, and I woke up

[Gatysh]

Reposted from an old account:

In a dream, I was at a dojo, and some EXTREMELY FLEXIBLE and pretty hot (can't remember much) girl was being forced to lick her vagina (MORE LIKE HER MOUTH AND LOWER JAW) (how did this end up in one of my dreams)until she had interjected all over her face. Then when she stood up, one of the monks grabbed her, and requested she show her breasts, she said no, so in THE BIGGEST richard MOVE OF THE CENTURY, the monk spilled her mother's ashes on the ground, then she did a backflip and ran out of there. The middle of the dream is hazy. But, then some creatures (kinda like the monsters from the power rangers series)attacked everyone, so I try to sneak away, I was a few yards away from cover when I saw one of those bastards following me to my right. He screamed "LAW STAB!" and stabbed me with his left pointer finger. I fell unconsious and woke up.

I'll post more as I remember them.

[ebube4356]

I had this dream once when I was really young. I was going underneath a table and then I suddenly fell through the floor and then woke up in a jolt

Wowe I had the same exact dream.

[Johnny Blockhead]

I was being chased by evil penguins, but then I tripped and drowned in my pool

[XR-7]

I was being chased by evil penguins, but then I tripped and drowned in my pool

Sounds like fun....

I remember I had a dream when I was 8 and we were low on food. I guess everyone was and the world was starving.  I could see like 100 miles away in a field of floating ice that there were caribou running across it. People were sent and they brought back the meat. We soon got hungry again, so I looked back towards the ice field. This time, there were triceratops running across it. We were unable to catch them though and I woke up.

[SlayerZ99]

2 nights ago I had this really weird dream. I might start drawing things that I see when Im falling a sleep

Anyways, pretty much I had to figure out a way to kill myself. I was standing in a warehouse with a bunch of other people and there were 3 different options/ways to kill yourself. The first you layed down on your back and went headfirst into this trough where you were drowned. The 2nd was the same as the first but instead of being drowned you were killed by molten lava. The 3rd you were in a sewer type thing and were eaten by a giant fish.

Since I never want to drown and I dont want to be eaten I decided to die by molten lava.

[Georges]

I don't remember it clearly, but the best I have went something like this: Me and some family where dropped off in a ditch out in the country side, where we were hiding from  something, I think, and after staying in the ditch for a while, we went to the nearest house and tried to blow up a pool, which I think I successfully did with my mouth (all in one blow, too, I think) and then after that was done we started having races in this candyland styled racetrack that had no defined shape, it was like a maze. I remember also it included going up like walls, we kinda just jumped the karts up over them, and it was very small, so each lap took hardly any time at all. After 3 laps, I won.

[ßlöükfáce]

I had a grandfather clock threaten me with death

[Mikoyan]

I've had this dream so many times

It starts out with me drinking from a water fountain at the end of a semi dark hallway. Then I stop and turn around to find 3 geese at the end of the hall looking at me and I tell them to get the forget out of here. Then they start chasing me really loving fast down another hall and start attacking me really viciously. I usually wake up like a second after they catch me.