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It has to be a foursome, otherwise the blood incest pact will never be complete. It's the truth, I swear.

It has to be a foursome, otherwise the blood incest pact will never be complete. It's the truth, I swear.
sources

sources
Necronomicon: Pact of reincarnation (pp. 507-513).
I am a fully licensed psychiatrist. You can trust me.


Not long ago, I had a dream that I was in the big chamber, full of loveual and erotic toys... Plus, for what ever reason, donkey kong was there shoving a massive black carrot down into some guys ass... What's the case doc? Does this mean I like rough love?
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one of my dreams I was trapped in a dark room for eternity and I never aged or had a way of killing myself

it was weird

he killed himself because people kept making loving trusts


Not long ago, I had a dream that I was in the big chamber, full of loveual and erotic toys... Plus, for what ever reason, donkey kong was there shoving a massive black carrot down into some guys ass... What's the case doc? Does this mean I like rough love?
This means you need to violate a gorilla with a massive black silicon dong in the depths of an African forest. Take plenty of pictures and send them to me. No exceptions.
one of my dreams I was trapped in a dark room for eternity and I never aged or had a way of killing myself

it was weird
This means you are frightened by death of old age. There are two solutions:
1) Sacrifice yourself in the great name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster after citing the ancient chant
2) Become immortal.

Good story. Doubt you had that dream.

Good story. Doubt you had that dream.
i did
no i wasn't high either

Had a dream where i was in the middle of a park with a small lake in the middle

and all the powerrangers were there surfing on the park ducks in the midst of a swirling whirlpool