[leaflet from "PSCamping", 2014]:
Welcome!Welcome to our perfectly safe camping resort. With new campers being delivered every day by helicopter while old ones are airlifted away, it's a whirring buzz of activity. Stay away from the forest.
With our state of the art, "gateless" security fence, you can be ensured that the creatures* that live in the forest will not trouble you or your fellow campers, allowing you to pitch the tent you want to pitch, and spend your time outdoors in a way that you want to spend your day outdoors. Don't go near the forest.
It's truly a whale of a time, and by the time you're done, you'll be begging the outdoors to LEAF you alone**!
* contact our $10 a minute helpline to find out more. Note: Long hold times. Avoid the forest.
** mental trauma associated with outdoor areas caused by our experience is not meant to be part of it, but should be expected if you choose to go in the forest.
[addenium by Dr. Yorvik - IMPORTANT]:
Things to find in forest:- The Mexican
- The Molehill
- The Landmine
Be careful!
