purple cow

[BassCrossMegaman1]

this is purple cow, purple cow had no friends, because he was purple, had white hair because he is old, and has beady eyes.

but he is still smiling, Blockland Forums, can you figure out why he is smiling?

[Ad Bot]

[Buu]

He found out how to make a noose

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

because purple cow finally got purple cowette to holla and he be tryin to get some of that for weeks

[Couatl]

Because he just cummed

[Lego lad]

euthanize that thing

[Kumquat]

because he just decided to kill himself and release himself from a world of pain

[Rockinboy2000]

As the atomic bomb drops, the purple cow does not move, it wont ever move, it will not duck and cover, it will only stand there, and smile.

[F3d323]

his head lays smiling even after death.
a smile that will greet any survivor.
a smile that we will never forget.
a smile.

[Ipquarx]

because you loving wrote on his face with a sharpie

[Sentry]

Thanks for the nightmares OP.
I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyways. All nighter anyone?

[crunk²]

because he saw some good tity jiggle