It all began one Saturday morning when you got hungry and decided to make bacon pancakes because you had bacon and pancake mix, then the cycle began.
you spent that entire Saturday morning, afternoon and night making bacon pancakes, you couldn't stop making them they
had to be made, and they will be made, on sunday you spent the entire time making bacon pancakes, you ran out of supply, went out, bought enough supplies to make them for awhile, you spent 100$ from your birthday on bacon and pancake mix, monday your parents repeatedly told you to get ready for school, but you didn't listen, you missed the bus and continued making bacon pancakes, tuesday, wensday, thursday, friday, was only bacon pancakes, 24/7/365 you made bacon pancakes, bacon pancakes are your life now, you run on bacon pancakes, you bleed bacon pancakes, you will kill anyone who despises bacon pancakes, bacon pancakes are pure,
bacon pancakes are god and you cant deny it everything is bacon panckes, you sing the song nonstop while making them "Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes, that's what its going to make, Bacon pancaaaaaaaaake" the song is a religious chant that will echo throughout the world and will convert all, and bring rise to a new totalitarian state that will ban everything but bacon pancakes, Embrace them, Embrace the Glorious, Pure and divine bacon pancakes, but the most important thing of all...
You are Bacon Pancakes
