The Old Spice Powerstaff - When left click, it makes a sound that goes - SPICE!, and the explosion sound is the BUBUBUBU POWER! (note: this fires an explosion sound) Right click charges a beam, and when releasing the sun beam, it goes like DOUBLE SUN POWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! The explosion can just be a normal explosion.
Honey Nut Cheerios Staff - Left click shoots a honey beam, radius damage is 50 damage if close enough, and direct hits are 500 damage.
Dog Cannon - Charge it up like a pirate cannon, the fire sound is a dog going ARF! the explosion sound sounds like a dog dying. Explosion can look like a bunch of dogs' faces like dinner blaster. Affected by very little gravity.
Rape gun - Fires creep bears that home(optional), and if a creep bear lands on a player, in 5 seconds the player will die of STD.
Big loving Gun - No, not from that hell invasion game. This weapon is literlly a Big loving Gun. It will look like default gun, but like 10x bigger, "it's too big for da hand broh" I DON'T loving CARE! The projectiles cause a 25 stud damage radius, that does 25 damage, but direct hits with 7500 damage, and big loving knockback.
Water Balloon - Throw it like a spear, and explosion looks like a bunch of water, damage is 40, and obviously gravity affected.
ShurikenOreos - Clicking will throw the oreo, holding will shoot 5 oreos in a row. Each oreo will bounce and last for 5 seconds. These are affected by gravity. Each oreo is 10 damage.