[Forum game] Stop It!

[TheBlueHobo]

hospital

you visit the dA thread, scroll to an extremely cringy picture, then the screen freezes

suucide by eye stab smash the loving computer then use someone else's so if it happens again they get the stuff
you randomly wake up from daydreaming and are on subway with a hobo sleeping on shoulder

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

go to a different seat

you try to get from 3k posts to 4k posts in 3 weeks

[TheBlueHobo]

you fail

 you try to get from 2 posts to -5 in 23 seconds

[Bomb Kirby]

there's no logic to that

you get banned and don't have an alt

[the hacker]

I get a new alt.

My IP disguise isn't functional.

[Alyx Vance]

You reset the router



A nuke lands in the yard

[Skig]

Return a thank you nuke

The internet crashes forever

[Zanaran2]

Build a new internet.

Murica collapses in on itself. The government corrupts, nukes are fired, and people starve.

[Dragonslayer182]

Move to Britain

Yo mama jokes become popular again

[auzman466]

Move to Europe.

Move to Britain

Yo mama jokes become popular again

you motherforgeter
Begin reviving the silly band fad to counter the jokes. please let this never happen

The police knock on your door. They tell you you're under arrest for allegedly raping 5 male children the other night, killing two in the process.

[the hacker]

I pay the fine of $20.

I can't buy anything good on Steam now.