[Forum game] Stop It!

[TheBlueHobo]

get in the car and leave

you go to the dA thread

Leave the dA thread

  is raping you at the moment

[Ad Bot]

[Abstath]

Throw a cookie

There's a massive spider in the corner of your ceiling.

[Rabbot32]

>run "shotgun.exe"

The spider takes the shotgun.

[TheBlueHobo]

>run "shotgun.exe"

The spider takes the shotgun.

piss yourself and throw a towel at it(towel was what you were wearing)

Spider is bigger than towel

[shinyarceus4]

Get the ICBMs.

The spider tanks the ICBMs.

[the hacker]

Calmly pull out my lighter and hairspray.

My lighter is out of fluid and my hairspray smells awful.

[Alyx Vance]

Aquire flamethrower.


Flamethrowers spark thingy broke.

[Bomb Kirby]

get a new one

club penguin spams you with emails about memberships 20% off

[TheBlueHobo]

get a new one

club penguin spams you with emails about memberships 20% off

Press block
a fish is in your shirt

[Bomb Kirby]

stab it

you accidentally post in drama

[foulprairiedog]

Self Delete by stab

the doors and windows to your room are jammed and you can't get out (or in)

[Niff]

Self Delete by hunger

you died

[Bomb Kirby]

my door can't possibly be jammed, it doesn't have a lock and doesn't work right. My cat can open it with a small push.

niff pls

simple solution: don't die

You make a bad post in a section where edits aren't allowed.

[TheBlueHobo]

Self Delete by life bomb pls

simple, make a second post as an edit and tell them to disregard the post

You realize someone responded to a post before you

[Abstath]

Wait for them to understand

You step on a pile of Lego without shoes