Author Topic: [Forum game] Stop It!  (Read 10801 times)

Kick them all in the balls.

Someone ddos'd blockland forums.

Buy cloudflare

Plaz returns.

Who

Which server to host?

elf love w/ extra lettuce rp

your game console is freezing up

microwave it

your aircraft is about to be shot down

Evade.

Your boat is sinking

Boil off all the water in the boat

Your sibling is eating your cookie cake

Shoot the bitch.

You don't have enough ingredients to make another cookie cake.

Retrieve the cake from your dead sibling's stomach

The piano asked if it could molest you

Run away from it and head into a door, because you are now in Big Boo's Haunt.

You cannot get out of Big Boo's Haunt.

Smash the N64 with an anvil.

You're all out of peanut butter.

Don't like it, don't give a stuff.

The Tardis appeared in your house and Voldemort came out of it.

I shove him back into the Tardis to prevent him from stealing my shampoo

Your power goes out

But my electricity doesn't.

You will die in ten minutes.

Zeus makes me immortal


Your phone's battery exploded lithium all over the place.