[Forum game] Stop It!

[Pie Crust]

Dead ringer.

You get arrested and put in a cell with Justin Bieber.

[Ad Bot]

[blueblur121]

I use him for meat after the apocalypse.

I throw sharpened bones at you that were left over from my meal.

[Niff]

block with shirt

throw shirt

[firestorm]

catch shirt

throw shirt

[Bomb Kirby]

set it on fire

you get banned after making your 9999th post

[Pie Crust]

Buy another key.

Your internet gets cut forever.

[Bomb Kirby]

steal neighbor's wifi

a stampede of cows is heading right for you

[Moriarty]

move out of the way

you start drowning

[Bomb Kirby]

deleteObject("water");

your keyboard stops working

[crunk²]

you wake up crowdsurfing.

[Pie Crust]

icwatudidthar

OT: I have a good time.

You wake up with a hobo in your house.

[crunk²]

ask him what the hell he's doing here and if he needs anything. probably give him some breakfast if he isn't stealing my stuff.


you woke up like this.

[Bomb Kirby]

do not wake up like that

you are on a boat and a shark attacks

[crunk²]

JUMP IN THE loving WATER

you see tupac walking down the street

[TristanLuigi]

Command your army of laser dolphins to attack }/s]

Mug him.

Nothing bad is happening.