[Forum game] Stop It!

[Plastiware]

Realize the problem at hand makes no goddamn sense, proceed with what you were doing in the first place.

A 10-year-old girl is disrobing in front of you.

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

do nothing ;)
put steve in my place

everyone is suddenly ignoring you

[Sentry]

Beat the living stuff out of everyone.

Random boner while in class. What do

[Flatflyer]

try to push it upwards so it isn't noticeable

a guy you hate is right in front of you insulting you

[Slammer1337]

ignore because you don't want to get suspended

a slime appeared

[Skig]

so you kill him with your diamond sword

The traffic outside is really noisy

[Plastiware]

Go into the sewer under the street, rig it with plastic explosives, and detonate

You really want a BURRITO, but you have run out of BEEF and TACO SEASONING.

[Aperture Science]

Use other things as a substitute.

GLaDOS is about to incinerate you.

[Strayer]

Jump to the nearest ditch.

You jump out of an airplane and the chute doesn't open

[ßlöükfáce]

Try to open it again. If that don't work, try to go in the water. You still might die but it's worth a try


Your dad comes out as a national socialist

[Biohazard]

Turns out he wasn't a national socialist, he was coming out as blind.
get it, national socialist, not see. haha

your spinach puffs are burning

[Executive]

Oh noes my spinach puffs! *runs to kitchen* *lets house burn down* Yum overheated spinach puffs my favorite.


Ur computer is smoking weed

[Pie Crust]

Sniff it to secondhand smoke.

Your car starts going down the street at 240KM/h

[ßlöükfáce]

ask superman to rescue it

you're gay and need to come out of the closet what do

[Strayer]

I found out that I'm not gay at all, just wear tight clothing

You're in the car in a tornado about to die