if you had 3 superpowers, what would they be

[carolcat]

control over probability (i could make it 100% probable that i get home to find a new car in my driveway)
the ability to pass my farts on to other people
the ability to record and then replay my dreams

[Ad Bot]

[th3coolst3r]

telekinesis, time travel, and teleportation

[Buu]

Can always convince people I'm right/ultimate persuasion

Physic mastery

teleportation

[Velateen]

luck
invisibility
maybe shapeshifting

[the hacker]

Control gravity, teleportation, see through opaque material.

[Doomonkey]

The ability to become noncorporeal and exist forever
Psychic abilities (including but not limited to mind reading, mind control, telekinesis)
Instantaneous dimensional travel (time, space, anything else)

[WaterOre]

shapeshifting
flight
...lasers? maybe?
Definitely telekinesis