I was having fun in deus ex human revolution but when I realized that it was an attempt to convert me to misogyny by actively encouraging me to kill every woman in sight I had to do something about it.
I had to called gaben quickly to inform him that his steam service was hosting a hate crime, so that's what I did.
He didn't respond, obviously because he encourages anti-women propaganda, as all men do. I did the next best thing: I signed up for tumblr and joined the good fight. I wrote about how absolutely awful gaben was for even allowing such a game to even have the chance to be viewed, and that by playing it I was practically raped (trigger warning). Not wanting to allow such injustice to carry on any longer, my friends and supporters of equality, love, and peace joined me in writing death threats to gaben's dog.
The police came to my house, obviously part of a counter-attack from gaben's anti-equality goons. I promptly reached for my pepper spray to stop the man from assaulting me in my own home. I heard the knock that I had been dreading, and I prepared to burn the man's face - but when I opened the door, it wasn't a man. It was, in fact, a fellow promoter of equality, love and peace- also known as a woman. When she found out that the death threats weren't sent by men, who only wish to corrupt the world and destroy gender equality as we know it, I was let off the hook.
Checkmate, terrorists.
