Full list, The Boner list!:I got a boner while doing a presentation because I was staring at female friend.I got a boner while playing guitar in my guitar class, ever played guitar sitting down while it crushes your snake?I got a boner while talking to another guyI got a boner during math when female friend took off jacketNext list:I vomited in class during 5th grade, like all over the place.I accidentally groped a girl when I fell down some stairs during 4th grade.When I first had love Ed in 5th grade I was almost suspended because I complained about why we have to learn about snakees instead of vaginasI once accidentally drank vinegar and threw up everywhere in a science classI called one of my teachers "Mother"I cursed out loud during 5th grade when I had vomited so I was like "stuff- BLARGHBAI OH SHI- Blarghsahwd"
do you have any idea how bad it feels to get a boner with an alto saxophone in your lapand it goes through the sax due to the gap between the form and bell
Do you know how bad it is when you're playing an electric guitar and your boner PUSHES your guitar forward and it is so noticeable?
I ever tell you about the time when two students came to school, one dressed like Stalin, the other like Riddler, and got into a fist-fight?
That is glorious. I would have loved to have been there.
