Full list, The Boner list!:
I got a boner while doing a presentation because I was staring at female friend.
I got a boner while playing guitar in my guitar class, ever played guitar sitting down while it crushes your snake?
I got a boner while talking to another guy
I got a boner during math when female friend took off jacket
Next list:
I vomited in class during 5th grade, like all over the place.
I accidentally groped a girl when I fell down some stairs during 4th grade.
When I first had love Ed in 5th grade I was almost suspended because I complained about why we have to learn about snakees instead of vaginas
I once accidentally drank vinegar and threw up everywhere in a science class
I called one of my teachers "Mother"
I cursed out loud during 5th grade when I had vomited so I was like "stuff- BLARGHBAI OH SHI- Blarghsahwd"