Fifty Shades of Grey: An Adventure by Me

[Jubel]

At 7:25pm UTC -7:00, I will be entering the cinema to watch Fifty Shades of Grey.

But wait you may ask, you're not a middle aged single mother, why are you going to see that dumb movie?!
Good question.

Since it is probably going to be a very poorly worded piece of """art""", I have properly prepared. I have brought a pair of scissors to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag. If you're to young to get that joke, as your parents.

Help.

[Ad Bot]

[Freek]

forget the butter out of that popcorn

[Maxwell.]

Help.

no

[Jubel]

forget the butter out of that popcorn

I'll be the one buttering it up.

no

This your fault in the first place.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Bring some lot- Oh, you have the popcorn.

[Nonnel]

pull a paul reubens

[Alternat¡ve]

pull a paul reubens

[Eden]

pull a paul reubens

"Hey kids, remember, Crack is whack, but wax the smack. So whack off whenever you can! Yaha!"

[Alyx Vance]

Can I have some of your popcorn?

[Maxxi]

shove popcorn kernels in urethra, and fart and fap furiously

[|Orange|]

shove popcorn kernels in urethra, and fart and fap furiously

Can I have some of your popcorn?

Tasty

[ThatRandomGuy]

Can I have some of your popcorn?

Would you like some "Butter" with that? -increase in moaning and fapping noises-

[otto-san]

i asked my mom and i'm grounded now THANKS NERD..