“Cyclones are a mythical wind believed to have been burped out by a massive frog,” read one edit. “Anyone who believes in cyclones is a big idiot and not nearly as smart or as popular as Greg Hunt.”
“There's only one way cyclone can be summoned into the physical realm,” Hunt's edits claimed. “They are incredibly attracted to people loudly believing and teaching people about climate change. If someone near you is talking about climate change then you are under threat of being hit by a cyclone unless you shut them up immediately.”
aw :(kinda disappointing honestly