Weirdest stories you've been told in your family

[Echoes]

My great great grandfather was killed in the 1950s or 1960s when he crashed his car into a combine harvester.

what a way to go sweet jesus

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[MoltenKitten]

i haven't made fun of a group of people for a while

First 3 pages of your recent posts and there is one insult per page.

sorry if you think i'm attacking you and your precious fandom but it was a joke and you need to calm your ass and take your anger issues elsewhere

Doesn't matter if it was a joke or not it was still an insult. I don't have anger issues, infact I rarely get angry, but all I ever see you post is either a stuffty "joke" or insult. I will calm my ass once you stop insisting I want to forget it.

[XR-7]

My dad tells the story of his biological grandmother, who would always treat her wounds with chicken urine.

I'm going to stop you right there. As a person who owned chickens for a while, they don't really "urinate". Like all birds iirc, the soupy stuff that they excrete is solid and liquid waste blended together. So really, she was putting mixed urine and fecal on her wounds.

i got told as a child by my sister that a mirror was another world where everything was backwards
i tried to jump into it and ended up bruising my forehead

Maxx skidooed, we can too!

Ouch.

[bestguy22]

First 3 pages of your recent posts and there is one insult per page.

As if there aren't other forumers who insult people.

I don't have anger issues, infact I rarely get angry, but all I ever see you post is either a stuffty "joke" or insult.

You do understand you don't have to like my jokes?

I will calm my ass once you stop insisting I want to forget it.

w hat?