Weirdest stories you've been told in your family

[XR-7]

my uncle gave a horse a lewinsky because of a bet
im pretty sure hes a brony now
moltenkitten may be my uncle

This is either an attention seeking lie or you just won the thread.

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[bestguy22]

This is either an attention seeking lie or you just won the thread.

it may have been a dare and not a bet otherwise he still sucked on a horse

[Trogtor]

my dad told me about how a man came up to him asking if he wanted some money so the guy let him play with his balls

[Mr Man]

my uncle gave a horse a lewinsky because of a bet
im pretty sure hes a brony now
moltenkitten may be my uncle

That's hot, I'd happily do it for free though

[mod-man]

according to my dad, (he actually wrote a screenplay based off this) there were mercenaries during the civil war who used to gain information from both sides, and sell it to each opposing side for money

my great great great great thousands more great im not really sure forget you grandfather was apparently one of them, which even if true or not i still think is p awesome

[Trogtor]

my uncle gave a horse a lewinsky because of a bet
im pretty sure hes a brony now
moltenkitten may be my uncle

I helped my uncle jack off a horse

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse

[sir dooble]

It's because it's like oh he drew on him, unoriginal prank.

Except it was a tattoo, not a drawing?
And it happened before you or I were even born, so what does it matter? Go be a stuffhead elsewhere.

[Maxxi]

i got told as a child by my sister that a mirror was another world where everything was backwards
i tried to jump into it and ended up bruising my forehead

[MoltenKitten]

my uncle gave a horse a lewinsky because of a bet
im pretty sure hes a brony now
moltenkitten may be my uncle

This is an obvious attempt at attention seeking. He would have had his brains bucked out. Stop being an starfish to people and forget off.

[Zack]

My dad tells the story of his biological grandmother, who would always treat her wounds with chicken urine.

One time, she accidently impaled her arm on a garden fence post like a inch inside her arm, all she did was treat it with a bandage and chicken urine, according to my dad.

How effective chicken urine is as a antibiotic or such is unknown to me, and I don't plan on finding out.

[Ragequit]

This is an obvious attempt at attention seeking. He would have had his brains bucked out. Stop being an starfish to people and forget off.

calm your loving ass dude

[MoltenKitten]

calm your loving ass dude

I'm sick of seeing his bullstuff. Almost everyone single one of his posts is making fun of someone or a group of people. He goes into threads like the furry thread to find stuff for ycyl. He needs to take his thoughts of royalty somewhere else.

[Ragequit]

yeah but jesus christ you're lashing out way too hard

[The GI of MA]

This is an obvious attempt at attention seeking. He would have had his brains bucked out. Stop being an starfish to people and forget off.

holy stuff molten it's not that big of a deal
ignore it and move on, no one wants to hear your bitching

OT: i don't have much to offer, except for one
anyway, the day my dad turned 21, he drank like 6 bottles of beer
he was so loving wasted, he went to class naked
there's a few other parts i can't remember, but it was pretty funny

[bestguy22]

I'm sick of seeing his bullstuff. Almost everyone single one of his posts is making fun of someone or a group of people. He goes into threads like the furry thread to find stuff for ycyl. He needs to take his thoughts of royalty somewhere else.

woah yo calm the frick down. i haven't made fun of a group of people for a while
go find my posts that 'do' with complete context. yes i make jokes about furries and bronies now and then but I don't find all of them bad. sorry if you think i'm attacking you and your precious fandom but it was a joke and you need to calm your ass and take your anger issues elsewhere