Poll

CHOOSE STAT MODIFIER

SANIC SPEED
3 (18.8%)
Resident Evil Tank Controls
2 (12.5%)
Live Long
0 (0%)
Lucky Bitch
3 (18.8%)
Wizard
2 (12.5%)
Earth-Born Hero
6 (37.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Author Topic: the text adventure mode experience  (Read 2368 times)

Delve deeper into the subway kitchen, and prepare for a fight with jared fondle.


remove pants and go down

check inventory
Only your money. stuff, where is your phone and mints??
remove pants and go down
Are you sure you want to unequip armor for the upcoming fight?
Delve deeper into the subway kitchen, and prepare for a fight with jared fondle.
You walk into the kitchen and quickly run to the knives and wield it. Jared is still screaming for no reason, and his insanity has tipped him off. He's running towards you!
BATTLE START
JARED FOGLE
Miniboss
A formidable foe, for his new subway spicy italian is unbeatable.



WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
Attack (Weapon: knife)
Act (type action in)
Use Magic (you have 1 spell)
Use Items (you have 1 item: money...)
Flee (you can't, this is a miniboss. looks like jared has you in the fondle hold)

MAGIC SPELLS:

Check
(check stats, limited to atk and def currently)

ruin the spicy italian by jacking off on it


ready your ass cheeks for brown town pleasure