Your theories on the Blockhead anatomy

[Phoople]

Proto-ion compressors?

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[Cybertails1998]

a lego minifigure forgeted rayman and gave birth to the blockhead

now we just need to know how rayman's limbs work and we're basically set

[Mr Unicode]

I always thought that they got so technologically advanced that they Went past the boundaries of limbs, they kept advancing in other areas like brick count. But then, they went too far, to expand their capabilities they launched ""project shadow"" which would nuke the bedroom and other maps. They actually did it, but soon after advancing further, advancements in technology hindered, and this is where we are today.

[Flamecannon]

blockheads lost their arms and legs as a survival mechanism to reduce the amount of surface area that can be struck by their only natural predators, bullets

while the concept was sound on paper whatever fickle natural process created the modern blockhead did not take into account that monster, hitboxes, and we are left with the sorry creature we see today

The remaining Blockheads who had arms lost them during the Cold War when making so many warheads. Blockheads tend to take things too literally.

[Bushido]

The remaining Blockheads who had arms lost them during the Cold War when making so many warheads. Blockheads tend to take things too literally.

incidentally, this is the origin of the mancannon

[ZERØ]

We will eventually evolve limbs back considering the Great Prophecy of Badspot says the following ;

 "The great mighty Badspot once said that he lost the original Blockhead rig, as one who looses such thing may require said in the future, the great one himself may have to re-sculpt the Blockhead, and there will be new parts, limbs, hair, hats, of all shapes and sizes"

It also foresees a future of Shaders with Reflections and improved lighting, but where talking about the Blockhead.

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

The Brickannunaki of Niblockyburu came down and genetically altered the Blockhead, making them into a cyborg master race of slaves for when the Brickannunaki return with their leader, Badspot, once more, to finish what they started:  Gifting the cyborgs with a TF2 style character customization, so that you too can look like Gundam and blast holes into people's holes.  And they, the Brickannunaki, shall smite their enemy Piecrust, leader of the Goblins, and destroy his servant Sauronblock for all eternity, disposing of the Ring and reviving the Tardis.

[Bushido]

you went like 400% too hard

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

you went like 400% too hard

We need to go higher and harder, let's aim for 1000%.

[Shift Kitty]

"looses" "where talking"