but what if you fart?? you'll be trapped under the covers with the fart gases
if you make a breathing hole and uncover a bit of your feet it's p nice
alternatively, shave your head
Or eat the right foods weirdo
do you not fart or something
That sounds oddly comfortable
What, you've never stuff yourself in your sleep?
who craps themself in their sleep besides babies and people with bowel issues?
Does anyone actually wear a night cap, besides Victorians who forgot to die?