Author Topic: NOIR {ON THE RUN}  (Read 8766 times)


no dont restore
quit



You quit to the desktop

uninstall noir



You delete NOIR

install bloodlust



You run the installer for BLOODLUST



The installer detects that your copy of BLOODLUST is pirated and self destructs

buy the lustier dlc for 40 dollars

The lustier DLC isn't available in your country because forget you, thats why



You are standing in the middle of the street. The cab driver has already sped away into the distance, your office is a block away, the cops are swarming all over it, and your fancy, lovey car is in there.

> _

You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet, Ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li. You have 15.51$.
You are wearing clothes made for the cold. A black wool coat falls to your calves and a felt flat-top boating hat rests on your head. Underneath you are wearing suspenders over a shirt and a holster with a gun in it. Your coat is buttoned up, making it impossible to draw the shotgun quickly. However, the shotgun is also nearly invisible now.




open hoogle grome and go to the blockland forums

open hoogle grome and go to the blockland forums
man this is supposed to be a cool serious adventure and u gonna do this stuff like cmon

how many cops are there


ask some cigarette if they want their big black daddy richard sucked for a dolla

> HOW loveY IS MY CAR
Your car is a Culver Empire Detective Special, an unmarked version of the standard EBPD police car. It's black and shiny, goes really loving fast when you slam on the gas pedal, has a siren and a police radio with a microphone, contains a glove compartment full of ammo and a spare revolver, has four doors, and a trunk that could hide a dead body or two.

> HOW MANY COPS ARE THERE
You count about a few dozen cops swarming all over the place as they run an investigation.

> OFFER YOUR SERVICES TO A PASSERBY
You offer some special "services" to a passing black man in exchange for money. He ignores your proposition and walks away while muttering insults under his breath.

> _

You're perfectly healthy.
You are carrying: .38 Colt, Multitool, Lockpick, Kar Ceys, Check, Knife, Whippet, Ravioliravioligivemetheformuo li. You have 15.51$.
You are wearing clothes made for the cold. A black wool coat falls to your calves and a felt flat-top boating hat rests on your head. Underneath you are wearing suspenders over a shirt and a holster with a gun in it. Your coat is buttoned up, making it impossible to draw the shotgun quickly. However, the shotgun is also nearly invisible now.