Author Topic: ITT: shill out for corporations  (Read 2066 times)

Hey listen, is your mouth tiny and small? Then why don't you come to Little Bits, where the food is tiny. It looks like regular food but really tiny. You put it in your mouth and eat it. Nothing gets stuck in your lips. It's just tiny and tiny and fits right in. We got, tiny lasagna, tiny pizza, tiny pie, mmm. little tiny fried eggs. oh stuff. we got tiny people. You hungry? come on down. eat some stuff you stupid bitch. hahaha just kiddin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc
Dammit someone already made a Rick and Morty reference. Still doing mine anyway!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxbsV8QWGic


same could be said about your shilling for no mans sky

I didn't even buy No Mans Sky it was given to me, so how can I be shilling to a game I invested 0 dollars in?

rotring mechanical pencils they are expensive but godly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xxY2tie_Sw

yeahh boi

i use a cheaper rotring tikky but it's still nice

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